We'll all float on okay.

Remember when you said “No, you don’t understand! I definitely like you a lot more than you like me,” and I just laughed and said “Yeah, right.”? I was just letting you win because I couldn’t yet tell you how hard I was falling in love with everything about you. Your smile, your words, your sincerity, your jokes, your courage, your loyalty, your chilvary, but most importantly, your willingness to give your heart to me knowing my both my physical and emotional faults. In doing that, you have given me the most wonderful blessing of my life and growing old with you would bring me a joyful, happy heart, of which nothing else could ever compare.

28 more weeks. I love you, Anthony Kimball. You complete me.

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Long Distance Relationship Thingy.

1. Your names:

Emily & Anthony. Or Kimball. He prefers Kimball.

2. Your Ages:

19 and 21

3. Your Locations:

Texas and Musa Qala, Afghanistan :(

4. How did you meet?

We were in Palestine, TX at Lakeview Methodist Conference Center for church camp. We were in different districts, but this particular year, all of the districts combined for “conference” camp. so out of 600 kids, I was lucky enough to meet him one day on the softball field (where we had apparently been playing together all week, I just hadn’t yet met him. haha)

5: Since when have you been together?

Well, he picked me up from church camp this summer on June 24th and began referring to me as his girlfriend, but we weren’t legitimately official just yet. June 28th, he finally agreed to date me. haha. (long story)

6: What’s the most random thing you know about him and vice versa?

Hmm.. He used to watch Dexter’s Laboratory and Doug. And he pees on his feet in the shower “so he won’t get athletes foot” hahahahahaha he’s so damn goofy. and he knows..well nvm, i’m not going to say what he knows about me haha

7: How do you communicate with each other?

Normally we’d text and skype and talk on the phone, bbut now just facebook messages and phone calls when I’m lucky.

8: Favorite things you’ve given him?

We haven’t really given each other much yet, but I made him a really cool bracelet :) and a really sweet pillow for his deployment

9: Favorite thing he’s given you?

A pink and white scarf from Afghanistan (he bought it for someone special but had no one special enough to give it to :( )… And his heart. and his dog tags and his bottle of cologne.

10. Favorite thing about him?

His sexy body, his high standards, his work ethic, his sense of humor, the way he likes me :), his sex is fucking on fireeee!!! haha no really. His extreme honesty and openness. His willingness to accept me as I am. Fuckin everything.

11. One thing you miss, described in detail:

Oh lawd. I guess, I miss how he always randomly grabbed me and danced with me. Like one time, we snuck away from my house and went under this bridge out in the country and made love in his car. Then, as we were driving back on the backroads, I stopped so we could get out and look at the stars. I was still only in my shorts and sports bra and he was in his boxers and neither of us had our shoes on. We had been listening to secondhand serenade throughout this whole escapade and left it on, and he left his car door open and grabbed me and danced with me, on this dirt road, under the stars, half naked. It was great <3. And another time, again after we had just finished making love and were lying in bed naked/about to get up and get ready to go somewhere, he took my hand and took me to the living room and we danced naked haha. And then, he even got really smooth and did a sexy dip with me. :) I love him.

12. How would you define love?

Love: Being obnoxiously honest with another person, and still never wanting to be away from their side/vice versa. Oh, and feeling your heart smile when they’re with you. That’s special for me <3

100 truths. i’m procrastinating obviously

• 1. Last beverage: McAlisters Lemonade
• 2. Last phone call:  Heather Burns
• 3. Last text message: “lol thanks” to a friend
• 4. Last song you listened to: I can’t remember.
• 5. Last time you cried: yesterday when my friend showed me the ”letters from war” music video
• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 6. Dated someone twice: Yes
• 7. Been cheated on: yes
• 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: yes
• 9. Lost someone special: yes
• 10. Been depressed: yes
• 11. Been drunk and threw up: yes
• LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
• 12: green
• 13: blue
• 14: red
• THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
• 15. Made a new friend: yes :)
• 16. Fallen out of love: Never was in love until now :)
• 17. Laughed until you cried: yes
• 18. Met someone who changed you: yes, his name is Anthony Kimball.
• 19. Found out who your true friends were: I already knew. <3
• 20. Found out someone was talking about you: always haha
• 23. How many kids do you want: 1-3
• 24. Do you have any pets:  My kitty at home, gypsy :( i miss her
• 25. Do you want to change your name: Only my last name!! Emily Kimball sounds fan-fuckin-tastic haha.
• 26. What did you do for your last birthday: I got really shitty drunk, haha it was crazy.  
• 27. What time did you wake up today: 1ish <3 :)
• 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: homework maybe, or watching 127 hours with my friends.
• 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Kimballs homecoming <3 to see him again, kiss him, touch his face, smell his lovely scent, wrap my arms around him and not let go for hours.
• 30. Last time you saw your mother: About 4 hours ago
• 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had a different car, that was more fucking reliable, a less stupid class than my anthropology one, the fact that my boyfriend is always away, and the student loans i’m going to have to pay off eventually.
• 32. What are you listening to right now: Do it Alone - Cartel
• 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My uncle!
• 34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: Nobody.
• 35. Most visited web page: Facebook.
• 36. Whats your real name: Emily
• 37. Nicknames: Em, Rums, MLE
• 38. Relationship Status: taken by the most amazing man in the world.
• 39. Zodiac sign: Goat i think, however my astrological sign is Aquarius
• 40. Male or female: female
• 41. Primary School: Rockdale Elementary
• Secondary School: Rockdale Jr. High
• 43. High school/college: Rockdale High School, Southwestern University
• 44. Write w/e you want here: I’m eating lots of smarties right now. I’m gonna get fat :(
• 46. Height: 5’2 1/2”
• 47. Do you have a crush on anyone: my boyfriend nigga.
• 48. What do you like about yourself: my appearance, the fact that i must be awesome enough to attract the best fucking guy in the world to me, even while having herpes.
• 49. Piercings: ears.
• 50. Tattoos: none yet!! but just wait til kimball comes back<3
• 51. Righty or lefty: Right
• FIRSTS:
• 52. First surgery: tubes in my ears.
• 53. First piercing: my ears.
• 54. First best friend: Kennedy Cooke-Garza
• 55. First sport you joined: Softball!! Well t-ball haha
• 56. First vacation: Oh I don’t even remember.
• 58. First pair of trainers: what?!
• RIGHT NOW:
• 59. Eating: smarties. i’m a fat ass.
• 60. Drinking:coke :( i need to stop fuckkk!!
• 61. I’m about to: procrastinate on my homework more.
• 62. Listening to: Ice Cream Paint Job… I’m so ghetto haha
• 63. Waiting for: My lovely boyfriend.
• YOUR FUTURE:
• 64. Want kids: yes
• 65. Get married: yes please to Anthony Kimball!!!
• 66. Career: Physical Therapist for people injured in military service
• WHICH IS BETTER:
• 67. Lips or eyes: eyes - because kimball has the best :)
• 68. Hugs or kisses: kisses during sex. <3 
• 69. Shorter or taller: taller
• 70. Older or Younger: older. bad experiences with younger.
• 71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneously romantic<—YUP
• 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both are nice, but i need a man with good arms :)
• 73. Sensitive or loud: Kimball is both <3 perfecto
• 74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship of course
• HAVE YOU EVER:
• 76. Kissed a stranger: well, not exactly
• 77. Drank hard liquor: yes
• 78. glasses/contacts: neither
• 79. Sex on first date: yeah, woops 
• 80. Broke someone’s heart: yes
• 82. Been arrested: no
• 83. Turned someone down: yes
• 84. Cried when someone died: yes
• 85. Fallen for a friend:yes
• DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
• 86. Yourself: yes
• 87. Miracles: yes
• 88. Love at first sight: nope.
• 89. Heaven:absolutely.
• 90. Santa Clause: no
• 91. Kiss on the first date: maybe but probably not.
• 92. Angels: yes
• ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
• 94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no
• 95. Did you sing today: I don’t  think so :(((
• 96. Ever cheated on somebody: yeah :( :( :( :( :(
• 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Day one of being with Kimball. I want to relive it all and just be in his arms again.
• 98. The moment you would choose to re-live: haha. the exact moment would have to be… the last night with him. we had a great time. we were so perfect and cute. 
• 99. Are you afraid of falling in love: so happy that i did
• 100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: terrified!, OMG! :O lol

that awkward moment where a guy spends the whole night trying to get you to cheat on your boyfriend.