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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Emily. thoroughly confused about life and what I want. music. track and field. yoga. movie buff.</description><title>We'll all float on okay.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @maybeaplatypus)</generator><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I want to be Tyler Oakley's best friend. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;his blog runs my life. omg. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/16449350879</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/16449350879</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:16:26 -0600</pubDate><category>tyler oakley</category></item><item><title>Hello Loves! I need your help choosing a dress for the Bastard Gala (make up for the Marine Corps Ball for my boyfriend :)) If you have pinterest, i made a board for the dresses. Go see and comment and let me know what yall think pretty pleeease</title><description>&lt;a href="http://pinterest.com/emily_ammon/marine-corps-ball-bastard-gala-ideas/"&gt;Hello Loves! I need your help choosing a dress for the Bastard Gala (make up for the Marine Corps Ball for my boyfriend :)) If you have pinterest, i made a board for the dresses. Go see and comment and let me know what yall think pretty pleeease&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/14461370926</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/14461370926</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:10:40 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This amazing guy needs your support. Even just a "like" on his facebook page. Click and learn about his goal to circumnavigate the globe solely on human power. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://robbysride.org/"&gt;This amazing guy needs your support. Even just a "like" on his facebook page. Click and learn about his goal to circumnavigate the globe solely on human power. &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;My physics teacher from high school who is now a friend, Robby Landauer, plans to circumnavigate the globe solely on human power for the charity Autism Speaks. “&lt;span&gt;Among his achievements, Landauer ran the Boston Marathon  in less than three hours; finished first in his age group in the Dallas Marathon; finished second in the Austin Marathon for his age group; completed the Texas 4000 charity bike ride from Anchorage, Alaska; and finished in the top 5 percent of the Tough Mudder competition.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;An amazing goal, by an amazing person for an amazing cause. Please just take a second and check it out. :) even a simple “like” on facebook helps!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/12983959983</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/12983959983</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:57:17 -0600</pubDate><category>Autism</category><category>autism speaks</category><category>bike</category><category>cycling</category><category>circumnavigation</category><category>charity</category></item><item><title>So today, my Marine and I almost broke up. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;He called me this morning, we talked, and near the end he asked me what my problems were (if any) with the deployment. He and I are always very honest with each other, so I told him I was tired of him not reciprocating affection, that I felt like I didn&amp;#8217;t have a boyfriend, and that I felt like he didn&amp;#8217;t want to be with me. He responded that he had expected this to happen, and gave me the choice of breaking it off and maybe continuing again somewhere down the road and told me he would call me the next morning so we could tell each other our decisions. So I cried, feeling like this was what we needed, tried to go to sleep and lied on my bed thinking about it. I knew I couldn&amp;#8217;t take 5&amp;#160;1/2 more months of being with him without feeling like we were truly together and without being there for each other emotionally. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I lie there, nearly asleep, I hear my phone ringing. I see the familiar number and a little confused, I answer. It was him again, and this is what he said: &amp;#8220;Hey sweetheart. I had to call you back. I talked to a friend about it and he made me think. He asked me if I would be okay with giving you away, with the chance that you could possibly end up with another guy forever and I wouldn&amp;#8217;t get to be with you again. And I said &amp;#8220;hell no!&amp;#8221; So I ran back over to where the phones are, and there was a pretty long line, but I cut in front of the first guy so that I could get back to you before you made your decision. You&amp;#8217;re everything - absolutely everything- I&amp;#8217;ve ever wanted in a girl and there&amp;#8217;s no way I can give you up. Despite the different plans we have for when I get back, and despite the distance that will still be between us (only 2 hours or so), you do you, I&amp;#8217;ll do me, and we&amp;#8217;ll make it work. Cuz I want to be with you for the rest of my life and even all my friends know you&amp;#8217;re the coolest girl ever. I&amp;#8217;m so glad I&amp;#8217;ve gotten the chance to be with you and I hope you don&amp;#8217;t want it to end so Emily Jean&amp;#8230; will you still be my girlfriend? I promise I can make this work.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How in the world could I ever say no to that? I love this man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4851SGKX1qleb53.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11481530508</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11481530508</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 11:22:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrstjxx5xV1qcj0h4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11126410015</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11126410015</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:29:10 -0500</pubDate><category>graphics</category><category>military</category><category>army</category><category>air force</category><category>marines</category><category>coast guard</category><category>navy</category><category>etc</category></item><item><title>OHHHH MY GOODNESS I CAN’T WAIT...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/maybeaplatypus/11025394910/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_11025394910" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="170" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OHHHH MY GOODNESS I CAN’T WAIT OMG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://niknack.tumblr.com/post/11023797489"&gt;niknack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tomorrow-iwillbestronger.tumblr.com/post/11023671612"&gt;tomorrow-iwillbestronger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lovelikecrazy747.tumblr.com/post/11023268539"&gt;lovelikecrazy747&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://somethincountry.tumblr.com/post/11015529633"&gt;somethincountry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://herlifejourney.tumblr.com/post/11015466042"&gt;herlifejourney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Can’t wait for this to come out!! &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WTF why am I just now seeing this?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; I just wish he’d be home to see this with me :(&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So seeing this!!! &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;seeing this wifff mah gurrrrfweeennndddd&lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11025394910</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11025394910</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:31:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An Update...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well since it&amp;#8217;s been forever since I posted, I&amp;#8217;ll just let y&amp;#8217;all know what&amp;#8217;s going on! I think Kimball is doing well.. He was very excited to receive my letters and care packages. Although his vehicle got blown up recently, he&amp;#8217;s fine and I don&amp;#8217;t think anything else has happened like that recently, although i haven&amp;#8217;t talked to him in a day or two. I&amp;#8217;ve been bombarded with work and school and yesterday was my first day off in 9 days!!! gotta pay rent somehow though. This weekend is fall break, and I&amp;#8217;m going to dedicate at least one full day to making kimball care packages. Life is good, except I miss him all the time and despite all you other girls that find it so easy to stay faithful, I&amp;#8217;m sort of having a difficult time. After all, we&amp;#8217;d only been together for about 2&amp;#160;1/2 months before he left&amp;#8230; and hadn&amp;#8217;t really spoken since four years before that. But despite that, he&amp;#8217;s still number 1 in my heart and I do my best every day to remember how perfect he is and how i&amp;#8217;ve never been happier with anyone else. Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also is anyone else as crazy about the new blink cd as i am?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11025100407</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/11025100407</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:21:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I would really like to hear from kimball soon. yesterday he called around 10. saying he wanted to call me before tomorrow. idk what tomorrow (today) is but i am definitely worried sick.</title><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764834649</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764834649</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:25:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When a song you haven't heard in forever comes on.</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s like…wait this sounds familar&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzu19aH4j1qeou26.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then you hear that one verse that makes you remember the song&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzu4br6rp1qeou26.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then you are like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzu5d1bcG1qeou26.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://lmaogtfo.tumblr.com"&gt;Click Here For More Funny Posts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764820905</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764820905</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:24:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>usmcprincess:

megfacee:

brittdrew:

supermanstrong:

livefast—d...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lruffejQ3c1qepky7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://usmcprincess.tumblr.com/post/10474702127"&gt;usmcprincess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://megfacee.tumblr.com/post/10474660656"&gt;megfacee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brittdrew.tumblr.com/post/10473334944"&gt;brittdrew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://supermanstrong.tumblr.com/post/10473160526"&gt;supermanstrong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://livefast--dielast.tumblr.com/post/10472613595"&gt;livefast—dielast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://humblecollective.com/post/10457667598"&gt;humblecollective&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Corporal Jacket&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/82205043/marines-corporal-dress-blues-tunic"&gt;HumbleCollective&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What the FUCKING FUCK?! This jacket is for sale for… $75? You can’t put a price on a jacket like that, especially this one. Plus, any moron who wears this as a “fashion statement” is an asshole and has &lt;strong&gt;zero&lt;/strong&gt; respect not only for the Marine Corps, but for the armed forces as a whole. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lruwnmrkps1qhgl3d.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WOW. What a fucking asshole. I don’t know who’s worse. The jackass who thought it was ‘cool’ to make this - or the assholes who will actually buy this and wear it out in public. Fuck off. As hard as you try, you’ll never be a real United States Marine. And I think God that people like you aren’t protecting this country. And it makes me sick that people like my Jordan are protecting your worthless piece of shit ass.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;LOL this is a sad fucking joke. It’s one thing to have a hoodie with USMC on it or something like that but to wear this jacket as a fashion statement is disgusting, this should go right under the law about protending to be a marine. Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If I ever saw someone in this, I’d curb stomp them, on the spot, just POW. Teeth meet concrete, asshole.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wow. What a fucking disrespectful piece of trash he is!! I hope he gets punched.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; what they said!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764803713</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764803713</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:23:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>usmcprincess:

misspeanuthead:

moatsnboats:

therealspiderman:

...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1hnticVf1qke4dxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://usmcprincess.tumblr.com/post/10510950419"&gt;usmcprincess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misspeanuthead.tumblr.com/post/10510647679"&gt;misspeanuthead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moatsnboats.tumblr.com/post/10510540102"&gt;moatsnboats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therealspiderman.tumblr.com/post/10509758045"&gt;therealspiderman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;personally, i dig the one in the middle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i feel like the sizes are off, though.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Average girls look so much better and healthier&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;eh. i’m a be happy no matter what you look like kinda person. but yay for being average! :D&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m a size 3, but I don’t look all skinny &amp; bony, I have an ass, &amp; some thighs. Fucking stereotypes.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; yeahh the girl on the right is like a size 00. size 8s don’t look like that. and i’m a 3/4 and definitely also not skinny and bony in the least bit. just plain smaller&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764690129</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764690129</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:15:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>usmcprincess:

monstruo-come-lunas:


Oh really?. Hmm. I’ve been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwd6ee7P71ql20dco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://usmcprincess.tumblr.com/post/10512378653"&gt;usmcprincess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://monstruo-come-lunas.tumblr.com/post/10512221614"&gt;monstruo-come-lunas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwuzakWVl1qb1u6a.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh really?. &lt;br/&gt;Hmm. &lt;br/&gt;I’ve been like this all afternoon/night. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;^ me too&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; hahahaha i totally agree.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764650110</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764650110</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:13:07 -0500</pubDate><category>Whateva I do what I want</category></item><item><title>Robert Jones</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mnksr17.tumblr.com/post/10511619062"&gt;mnksr17&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwt3hwlva1qhh5ma.jpg"/&gt; You See this man, he lost both his legs to an IED in Afghanistan when he was a Lance Corporal. He is my hero. Here is his story about it all and how he survived. &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/26802254"&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/26802254"&gt;http://vimeo.com/26802254&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Ugh. Kimball always talks about how he thinks he&amp;#8217;s going to end up losing both of his legs. :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764640814</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764640814</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:12:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtoe36wqZ1qdzu5go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764596916</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764596916</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:09:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsmd56DMj1r2z44io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764591467</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764591467</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:09:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nicoosuxx:


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls45qsHvQp1qew089o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nicoosuxx.tumblr.com/post/10748612054"&gt;nicoosuxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764358943</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764358943</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:53:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5bro6zfM1r3ecgzo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764159566</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764159566</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:40:12 -0500</pubDate><category>Jim Carrey</category><category>Yes Man</category><category>Ball</category></item><item><title>spicygifs:

My childhood.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7wd2zVs61qdlisco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spicygifs.tumblr.com/post/10759004983"&gt;spicygifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My childhood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764157427</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10764157427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:40:02 -0500</pubDate><category>GPOY</category><category>comic</category><category>funny</category><category>picture</category><category>rage comic</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>So. The vehicle that Kimball was in today got blown up. He's okay though. He said he laughed afterward. But then he told me he just wanted to talk to me before tomorrow. and that people were lining up to get on the phone.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What the fuck :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( i hate this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10728894689</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10728894689</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:43:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwgoufmnq1qcmb5lo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10683306688</link><guid>http://maybeaplatypus.tumblr.com/post/10683306688</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 05:29:38 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
